the other day i found nail polish made of real opals online and daddy told me he bought it for me because he is the nicest and bestest daddy in the whole world 

norgaarden:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

i sent my daddy a video and i think i broke him
[6/21/14 12: 01:17 AM] ChaosWolf: That was
[6/21/14 12: 01:19 AM] ChaosWolf: Literally
[6/21/14 12: 01:21 AM] ChaosWolf: The hottest thing
[6/21/14 12: 01:25 AM] ChaosWolf: I've ever seen
[6/21/14 12: 01:28 AM] ChaosWolf: Hands down
[6/21/14 12: 01:29 AM] ChaosWolf: Period
[6/21/14 12: 01:31 AM] ChaosWolf: Holy shit
[6/21/14 12: 01:53 AM] LoonyBat: shhhhh noooo
[6/21/14 12: 02:28 AM] ChaosWolf: No, you fucking accept this one, alright, that was way too goddamn sexy for your own good
[6/21/14 12: 02:43 AM] ChaosWolf: Are you a succubus goddess of some sort
[6/21/14 12: 02:51 AM] ChaosWolf: Are you going to suck my soul out through my penis
[6/21/14 12: 03:03 AM] ChaosWolf: Because seriously that was some supernatural sexiness right there
[6/21/14 12: 03:10 AM] ChaosWolf: Mortals should NOT be that hot
[6/21/14 12: 03:34 AM] ChaosWolf: God damn
[6/21/14 12: 03:38 AM] ChaosWolf: I'm going to give you
[6/21/14 12: 03:43 AM] ChaosWolf: SO many hickies
[6/21/14 12: 03:45 AM] ChaosWolf: When you get here
[6/21/14 12: 03:59 AM] ChaosWolf: And let all my roommates fucking know you're mine and that's all there is to it
[6/21/14 12: 04:21 AM] ChaosWolf: Alright, you don't be that goddamn sexy and get away with it
[6/21/14 12: 04:33 AM] ChaosWolf: I'm going to do everything you talked about in that video
[6/21/14 12: 04:36 AM] ChaosWolf: I'm gonna do it
[6/21/14 12: 04:59 AM] ChaosWolf: I came and already I'm still hard about it
[6/21/14 12: 05:15 AM] ChaosWolf: Fucking hell I love you more than the universe could possibly contain
[6/21/14 12: 06:04 AM] ChaosWolf: A new dimension has been discovered in the universe and it is a dimension with the exclusive purpose of containing all the love I have for you and it's leaked into all the other dimensions and probably other universes
[6/21/14 12: 06:26 AM] ChaosWolf: Holy goddamn christ on a krispie kreme
[6/21/14 12: 07:20 AM] ChaosWolf: <3
[6/21/14 12: 07:46 AM] LoonyBat: i'm crying and i don't know if it's because i'm laughing so hard or flattered
[6/21/14 12: 07:59 AM] LoonyBat: i'm posting all that on my nsfw blog
[6/21/14 12: 08:02 AM] ChaosWolf: Good~
[6/21/14 12: 08:49 AM] ChaosWolf: Literally the only thing stopping me from showing my roommates at least the first five minutes of that video is your express wish for me not too, because hot DAMN
[6/21/14 12: 09:09 AM] ChaosWolf: I wanna show everyone that this is mine, you can't have it, I'm literally dating Aphrodite
[6/21/14 12: 10:22 AM] LoonyBat: khjfjkhf
[6/21/14 12: 10:55 AM] ChaosWolf: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
[6/21/14 12: 11:08 AM] LoonyBat: oh my gd
[6/21/14 12: 11:39 AM] ChaosWolf: Your god can shove it cause they're supposed to make mortals in their image, not LITERALLY BE THEM
Hey baby~ Daddy says to have a good day on Father's day~ And thank you for the card, it's perfect~

You goof~ I love you~

Hi there beautiful tumblr user! Can you reblog this if

princesslovesherdaddy:

yourbodyismine:

you are a dd/lg blog? nsfw or sfw ^.^ <3333

or a D/s blog

or any kind of porn blog really

or a bbw blog

or a cuckold blog

or a body positive blog,

Pretty pwease with a cherry on top <3333

I’d love to follow you all (:

ddlg, mostly sfw :) nsfw is always tagged

i decided as a joke i was going to buy my Daddy a father’s day card and while I was looking at the cards meant to be from little kids in the store the other day a woman actually shopping for father’s day cards with her kid was standing there side eying me and it was honestly hilarious

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